Fuck What You Say

thelifesavingparachute:

what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up

lesliekn0pe:

why didn’t my parents start training me to be an olympic athlete when i was like 3 okay my laziness is entirely their fault this all could have gone differently

noboyfriendjust:

i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in

he looked at the tv and saw:

and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:

then me again, and then to the tv one last time:

then he just walked away without saying anything

well that was really awkward

zmeyettes:

I understand aerodynamics and all, but I think Tom is just being a tease.

made-of-awesome:

reductosshrinkgun:

fixmeorjustconflictme:

Can we talk about how Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris’ twitter picture is this:

and she tweets things like

and this

like omfg 4 for you Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY.

i can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… fridge, you’re coming to my room

“Michael Jackson, you raised this child PERFECTLY.”

Preach, man