arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
lnnea: Lets do cute stuff together like have rough sex in public
captainswan-17: squidkitten: when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide fuck yes and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
staypositiveandbrutal: an-actual-penguin: bacconwizard: slenclerman: Spaghettihos u rope wait, what are you even trying to say? Tin u knot Bean u knot bean u rope? Like wtf ????????????????? Can you not?
twitturds: Did I Already Reblog That? the musical
svvitzerland: wartortles: i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
ispeakineloquently: fudgeflies: i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
getoffmybloghoe: it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
allegrophobia: so i was drawing whales yesterday and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale havin’ a whale of a time
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
the-oncoming-stig: yokothetypo: awinterdawn: can we talk about chocolate oranges for a second wow so beautiful Let’s talk about them again sure “Whack and unwrap.”
What I hate about being a girl:
little-drops-of-sunshine: missrenaaa: Periods Period cramps Sore tits Mood swings Picking out outfits for the day Styling hair after showering Having a hard time running cause of your tits Making sure you don’t get pregnant Carrying the baby Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason Make sure you don’t get raped Having pedophiles hit on you Oh, and fancying the fuck...
suckmylesbiandick: I like boobs a lot. Reblog of if you like boobs also.
lindsaylohomo: sir please stop feeding the teddy bears, they’re already stuffed