May 2013
arkhams:
hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
lnnea:
Lets do cute stuff together like have rough sex in public
captainswan-17:
squidkitten:
when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide
fuck yes
and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS
staypositiveandbrutal:
an-actual-penguin:
bacconwizard:
slenclerman:
Spaghettihos u rope
wait, what are you even trying to say?
Tin u knot
Bean u knot
bean u rope?
Like wtf
?????????????????
Can you not?
twitturds:
Did I Already Reblog That? the musical
svvitzerland:
wartortles:
i hate those guys who use any opportunity to show off their abs
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
getoffmybloghoe:
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
5 tags
allegrophobia:
so i was drawing whales yesterday
and my sister decided that if you flip this drawing upside down he turns into a party whale
havin’ a whale of a time
Friend: What's your type?
Me: Famous or fictional.
4 tags
the-oncoming-stig:
yokothetypo:
awinterdawn:
can we talk about chocolate oranges for a second
wow so beautiful
Let’s talk about them again
sure
“Whack and unwrap.”
1 tag
What I hate about being a girl:
little-drops-of-sunshine:
missrenaaa:
Periods
Period cramps
Sore tits
Mood swings
Picking out outfits for the day
Styling hair after showering
Having a hard time running cause of your tits
Making sure you don’t get pregnant
Carrying the baby
Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
Make sure you don’t get raped
Having pedophiles hit on you
Oh, and fancying the fuck...
suckmylesbiandick:
I like boobs a lot. Reblog of if you like boobs also.
lindsaylohomo:
sir please stop feeding the teddy bears, they’re already stuffed
